Okay, this is why I am doing this. It’s not about you; it’s about me. I am going to review diaries, but they are going to be funny reviews, and hence, people will want to read them.

This is unlike most diaries review sites, cause no one ever reads those awful things.

There are just a few things you need to know.

1) Reviews are stupid. Your review will be stupid. This doesn’t mean you are stupid; but it’s likely. I also would like a link.

2) I will review anything. You diary, your buddies, your mom's. A letter you wrote to a dinosaur. Whatever. If you can send it to me, I will review it. I mean it. Art, books, pictures of crap. Just come up with something. Alright.

3) If you take anything personally, I am sorry.

4) I won’t really be sorry.

5) If I don’t do you, its cause your diary was really bad, but not bad enough to do, I mean worse than that. Like on the level of “it’s so bad, its not even funny to make fun of it”

6) Unless I am just lazy.

7) Here is how I will score. –I will give you a score at the end based on what I thought about my review and the quality of your diary. I find this interesting because then the best reviews will get read, not necessarily the best diaries.

8) Request in the notes and let the games begin. (also include a magic word. You will be judged on the magic word you chose)

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written on 2003-10-28 @ 11:17 a.m.