First Impressions Sanetwin eh? I would think the diary of “The Insane Twin” would be more interesting.

Score 2.3/10 Call me when Sane is cool.

The Gist -- Okay pretty much this is about a single mom trying to make it in a crazy world. There are more boring things in the world, but they consist of white bread, with peanut butter, and MAYBE jelly. I mean this isn’t even with fluff.
What I DREAMT: What if this was the diary of an insane twin Robot Pirate!

I suggest you click this.


Now that’s what I call butter.

Now the first thing you need to know about Bgriff, or Sanetwin, or Robopirate, is that she has a little girl waiting for her on the mainland. The girl is young, particularly in robot years. This might be her daughter. This might be her twin. And in robot terms, her daughter is her twin. So yes.

Look at this picture.

Would a girl where those glasses? That color? I think we can clearly state that this is not the diary of a sane twin, but one of a Robot Pirate.

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In this entry she has phone sex with a pirate. It’s really interesting because the boy on the other end of the “phone” couldn’t be contacted by normal phone. Think about it. She’s out at sea. She’s clearly using robot powers to align satellites to have robot pirate phone sex.
Next time cable goes out, maybe you should pay your pirate bill first. (what???)

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What are pirate’s know best for? That’s right drunken mayhem!!!! And how lucky we are to have a robot out on the high seas committing aggressions acts of bootyness! 99 bottles of beer and the 7 seas are a deadly combination. This was just an excuse to use the fake word “bootyness.”

I dare you NOT to click this

And you might ask how I know she’s a robot. Because by now I’ve made it perfectly clear why she’s a pirate. *cough.* Well, it was the entry where her core shut down with a Dead battery. Tell me one other thing on earth that shuts down with dead battery other than a Robot pirate.

You can’t.

Hide your children. Make your beds. Drink the Rum. Upload the gigabites. Whip up a steel wool salad. The Robots Pirates are coming me matey, Yo ho.

And one bad egg.

Score -(99/100)

The Magic Word Sometimes I get on people for giving me words instead of one word. Bgrifftwin took it to a new level.

oh and Magic word is ALa Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich. Eh I know not too original but I loved The Amazing Mumford when I was little.

I would make fun of this, but I think it’s already taken care of itself.

Scoring -- 1/4

Bonus Did you know that a Robot Pirate is stupid. I mean, think of how it would rust in salt water? I know pirates normally can’t swim, but this poor fella would just sink to the bottom of the ocean and rust to death. Terrible Robot Profession.

0/50

Total Conclusion I think that Pirates are funny. I think Robots are funny. You would think putting the two of them together would be funnier.

The Good: I update and its only take 3 months.
The Bad: This is the update.

1.7/10

Hall of Shame Final score (1.7/10)

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written on 2005-08-02 @ 3:55 p.m.